Tuesday, October 07, 2008

I’m Becoming a Borg

I think I'm becoming a Borg. Remember the Borg from STNG? Part humanoid, part machine. Since the surgery in late July, I've aquired a new "appliance," just the smart and stylish accessory to my 26-year-old life with a ventilator.
I think I'm becoming a Borg. How many more holes can the surgeons drill in me? How many more tubes and bags and "appliances"?

I think I'm becoming a Borg. Captain Picard, where are my superhuman powers? I too want to roam the universe and zap other beings with my phaser arm.

I think I'm becoming a Borg. Repeat after me: "Resistance is futile."